Valve Corporation. I prefer the magic. ", [Team Fortress 2 ending flourish music plays, with the stabbing of the Soldier and Heavy punctuating the beat of the tune. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. View Page. Dog Agility Training At It's Finest. Also, the Administrator says "Intruder alert!" The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the stomach of a BLU Soldier. ], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to our colleagues! This page was last edited on 17 January 2023, at 11:03. The dead Engineer crashes through a door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. I've kiwwed pwenty of Spies; they'we dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - wike you! ], [In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and the Pyro closes the box on him. He was the RED Spy! They do not notice when the BLU Scout changes his demeanor to be much more unaffected by the murder of his teammate. ", [BWU Heavy comes awound the cownew, Sasha in hand, chawging towawds the Scout and Sowdiew], [Heavy shouwdew-bawges the doow, destwoying it. ], Spy: "You've seen what he's done to ouw cowweagues! All rights reserved. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? ", [The Spy reveals a folder and slaps it down on the table, revealing several compromising photographs of the RED Spy and the Scout's mother], Scout: [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! Scout with confusion and anger, Soldier with interest and Heavy mostly uncaring, but a little shocked. ], [Fade to the scattered photos of the Scout's mother. The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! -'cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. The RED Spy kills the BLU Engineer with a headshot. Meet The Scout Script.txt [34wmxv2588l7] Meet The Scout Script.txt Uploaded by: Nope October 2019 PDF Bookmark Download This document was uploaded by user and they confirmed that they have the permission to share it. ", Scout: "What'we you? Oh, wait that's blood. The Spy dodges, but gets a slash on the Snipers left cheek. Stand back son. ", [The ~OwO~ Swoldier pwushes thwe Scwout aside and nuzzle bwegins to 'dwecode' thwe nuzzle cwombination], Soldier: "All wight, all ~OwO~ wight, nuzzle I gwot it. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. My favorite class was the Spy, challenging, but rewarding, it was so addicting to play. Yo, a wiw' hewp hewe!? Ahahahahaha! Awwight then. Thwe WED Spy wetrieves one of ~OwO~ thwem and ~OwO~ smwiles nuzzle wistfully], Spy: "Ahh puts away meat scepter ma pwetite chwou-fleur. The Heavy leans over and shows the Soldier one photo in particular], [The Scout frantically retrieves the photos as the Spy lights and smokes a cigarillo in the foreground], Spy: "This Spy has already breached our defenses", [Fade to the RED Spy, creeping through the Hydro tunnels. In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with their axe. ", [Flashback to the BLU Sniper, now alive and sniping from a dusty attic. But that thing it scares me. [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. Oh, wait that's blood. So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today. ], Soldier: "Alright, whos ready to go find this Spy? If you enjoyed, please leave a positive rating! To install, place GTZ Nostalgia Critic takes a look at Shark Tale Unicode is an international standard for symbols in computer-related industries 8 Original Sin You can set your address, phone number, email and site description in the settings tab You can set your address, phone number, email and site description in the settings tab. As the Pyro passes, the Balloonicorn appears, and the BLU Engineer and Spy ride it. It was obvious!" In the officially released version, one of the alert panels reads "Leaked Video". 48 min ago ", [BLU Heavy comes around the corner, Sasha in hand, charging towards the Scout and Soldier], [Heavy shoulder-barges the door, destroying it. As he approaches, he flickers and melts, revealing himself to be the RED Spy], Soldier: "Big problem all right, who's ready to go find this Spy? This Spy has awweady bweached ouw defenses Sentwy Down! When walking across the room and stopping at the wall, the RED Spy is not targeted by the BLU Engineer's Sentry Gun before being sapped by the Spy. This transcript is for Meet the Spy. We need to protect the briefcase! Medic:"When the patient Woke up, his skeleton . 23 min ago Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. This Spy has already breached our defenses Sentry Down! ], Heavy: "I fear no man. He's the WED Spy! He slides a Sapper across the floor, disarming and destroying the Sentry Gun immediately], [The BLU Engineer throws his Wrench down and frantically reaches for his Pistol, only to have the Spy shoot him in the head with the Revolver. Something wrong happened behind the scenes. He couwd be me! So, we still got problem Big problem All right, who's ready to go find this Spy? 4 min ago "He's the WED Spy! 1! and our Hey, it's still here! One, one, one, uhh, one! nuzzle Pwesident of hwis fwan cwub? I've killed plenty of Spies; they're dime-a-dozen back-stabbing scumbags - like you! The Pyro laughs. ], Spy: "He could be in this very room! Tense music begins]. ", [Camera pans to behind Heavy. Protect the briefcase! Watch, he'll turn red any second now Any second now See? A RED Spy is in the base!? Click here to view the video information page. Then we still have a problem. Pyro breaks in . Steam Community :: Guide :: Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos. President of his fan club? (Outwo music) (Fwench music) Ahhh pe-(something Fwench[I'm sowwy I was wazy]). Ahem. The track "More Gun" plays. Fight sounds are heard throughout the scene. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. Are you kidding me? He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? He could be in this very room! Red! Red! If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Team Fortress 2. The Insult That Made a "Jarate Master" Out of Sniper. ", Scout: "What're you? Tell me did anyone happen to kill a RED Spy on the way here? Much more reliable, but opens up SimpleSpy to detection and/or instability.", useGetCallingScript and "ENABLED" or "DISABLED") end, function() useGetCallingScript = not useGetCallingScript. It's challengin' work, outta doors. Oh wait, that's blood", [The camera changes again, to be following the BLU Scout as he un-flicks the knife, slowly approaching the unsuspecting BLU's. A RED Spy is in the base!" [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board] Soldier: "A RED Spy is in the base! He cwould be nuzzle you! In Karamoja, North East Uganda, decades of violence have prevented any chance of peace. Dad? Right behind you. meet the spy script copypastacatawba falls preserve reviews. ], [A BLU Scout appears, flying around and finally resting on the Pyro's instrument. Create an account to follow your favorite communities and start taking part in conversations. We then get a better look at the town, which in reality, is a BLU team base. The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. He could even be- Whoa, whoa, whoa! The two converge seemingly happily. Stand back son. Wed! Search: Meet The Soldier Script Copypasta. ", Soldier: "We need to protect the briefcase! The leaked video had the. Click here to view the video information page. Watch, he'ww tuwn wed any second now Any second now See? The BLU Spy leans over the dead Sniper, gesturing frantically. . Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead! Teww me did anyone happen to kiww a WED Spy on the way hewe? It was obvious!" If you see more than one Roblox code for a single song, don't worry, they are simply backups since Roblox can take down songs because of copyright issues. 46 min ago ", [The Scout lingers behind, his expression sinister. [stammers out of shock and disbelief], Spy: "Indeed, and now he's here to f**k us! Ahem. But in the end when the no life Kripparian who had long sold out pressed it, the playful sprites robbed him of his joy and crashed his client. He could be me! ], [The Engineer is sitting in front of a blue truck, strumming his guitar. The camera switches to the Soldier, Shotgun in hand, with a confused Heavy and a panicked Scout], Soldier: "What? ", [The Spy ~OwO~ weveals ~OwO~ a fwolder and ~OwO~ nuzzle swaps it dwown on thwe twable, wevealing sweveral cwompromising phwotographs of nuzzle thwe ~OwO~ WED Spy ~OwO~ and thwe Scwout's mwother], Scout: [stwammers out of ~OwO~ shwock and nuzzle dwisbelief], Spy: "Indweed, and nwow hwe's hwere to f**k us! He could be you! It was obvious!" [The Spy deftly retrieves the knife and flicks it shut, handing it back to the Scout] "And nothing nothing like the man loose inside this building. After the Sniper vs. Spy Update, the scar from the BLU Sniper's fight with the RED Spy was added to the skin of the Sniper's in-game model. Like you! Explosion from behind the hillside, RED Scout and wheelchair-bound RED Demoman rush over the hill. ", Scout: "Whwat're you? Hey, it's still here! Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. Yeah, it is! Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Alright then. Alex19 isn't so great? As he appwoaches, he fwickews and mewts, weveawing himsewf to be the WED Spy], Sowdiew: "Big pwobwem aww wight, who's weady to go find this Spy? Spy: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again! The WED Spy cweeps up on him and steps on a cweaking fwoowboawd, awewting the Snipew, who engages the Spy with the Kukwi. ", [Signs illuminate on a large security panel: "Intruder Alert', 'RED Spy' and 'In Base'; pull out to reveal the BLU Soldier watching the board], [Intruder Alert begins to play. ", Scout: "What're you? ", [Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of their eyepieces. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. ], [Both Heavy and Soldier gasp and turn to see the Spy. A backstab is a lethal blow from 180 degrees behind the player. Sorry! [Shot opens on ringing alarm bell; sirens and klaxons play in the background] The Administrator: "Intruder Alert! ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. ], Scout: "Ooh, big problem. ", [A BLU Heavy runs towards them and the door from behind. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? The BLU Spy looks frantic], Spy: "He could be in this very room! The dead Engineew cwashes thwough a doow and the Spy steps ovew him and fiwes at a tawget off-scween], [Cut back to the BWU Intewwigence Woom. He could even be-", [The Spy is cut off as his head explodes violently. ], [French music plays as we zoom out on a pile of the images seen earlier. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Cut to behind the closed door as the dead Engineer crashes through the door and the Spy steps over him and fires at a target off-screen], [Cut back to the BLU Intelligence Room. Gentlemen. He sits upright in his chair, in near panic. with evewy step he takes], The Administwatow: "Pwotect the bwiefcase! 1! [Thwe Spy dweftly ~OwO~ wetrieves thwe knwife and fwicks it nuzzle shwut, hwanding it ~OwO~ bwack to thwe pulls out meat scepter Scwout] "And nwothing nwothing nuzzle wike thwe ~OwO~ mwan woose inside thwis bwuilding. This story takes place on October 27th 2012, a few days before Halloween, I was looking forward to hanging out with my friends and do our annual movie night. Watch, he'll turn red any second now", [The Soldier and Heavy approach the dead Spy, with The Soldier prodding the Spy's foot with his Shotgun], Soldier: "Any second now See? Pwotect the bwiefcase! The Scout reaches the desk to discover the briefcase is perfectly safe], Scout: [while screaming, he notices the briefcase] "AAAAAHHHH- Hey, it's still here! Gentlemen. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. Meet the Pyro. He smiles at the sight of it.]. If you managed to kiww them, I assuwe you, they wewe not wike me. The three of them are sent tumbling and screaming into the Intelligence Room. ", [The Soldier and Heavy examine the photographs. The RED Spy retrieves one of them and smiles wistfully], [The RED Spy walks off with the BLU team's intel in tow], ~OwO~ nuzzles you [Shwot opens on winging alarm bwell; swirens and kwaxons pway ~OwO~ in thwe bwackground], The Administrator: nuzzle "Intwuder ~OwO~ Alert! I am coming back from my 10 minute ban, and I want to say that I think it was bullshit. Close-up on the Spy's face as he disguises as the Medic, sans spectacles], [The Spy kills the Medic with a well-placed chop to the throat, knocking off his spectacles, which he catches and wears, completing his disguise], [Cut back to BLU Intel Room. Cut again to the interview room. twice in the leaked version. A struggle ensues, and the Sniper is ultimately backstabbed], Spy: "And worst of all, he could be any one of us", [Fade to the RED Spy fighting a BLU Medic, armed with a Bonesaw], [The Spy breaks the Medic's arm, disarming him. Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut, Hut! 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